Sunday, January 15, 2012

Sh*t my dad says

help where you can...
smile like you're being paid...
forgive all slights...
say only nice things...
and remember the best rewards come in all shapes, sizes, colors and most always are worth more than they cost.

Heaven is where the French are the lovers, the Italians the cooks, the Swiss keep things on time, the Germans are the mechanics and the British are the police. Hell is where the Swiss are the lovers, the British are the cooks, the Italians keep things on time, the French are the mechanics and the Germans are the police.